Funny sms Urdu

Father:
Beta mein is Saal tujhay Exams k baad Bike Lazmi le kr doon ga
chahay tu Pass ho ya Fail

Son: Kia?
Really?

Father:Haan bilkul.

Pass hua to
HONDA,

or
agar Fail huwye to
YAMAHA,

SON: wo Q?

.

FATHER:
HONDA
University Jane K Liye

OR

YAMAHA
Dooodh Bechne K Liye.