Funny sms urdu

After to after in system of education.

* SCHOOL*
Yeh Dunya yeh Mehfil Mere Kam ki nhi!

*TUTION*
Idhar chala men udhar chala janay kahan men kidhar chala?

*MATHS*
Ajeeb Dastan ha yeh
kahan shiru kahan khatm :-/

*SCIENCE*
Aa khushi se khudkashi kar le.

*EXAM*
Choti Choti Ratyn lambi hojati han...

*Result*
KARAM MAANGTA HON
ATAA MAANGTA HON ,

*Pass*
Aaj lagta ha men hawa men hon
Aaj itni khusi mili ha

*Fail*
Chann se jo Tootay koi Sapna
Jag Soona Soona lagay..
Asalam o alikum