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Agar Rishtey Sachey Hon To Zyeda Sambhalne Nhi Partay

Reality of Life sms Agar Rishtey Sachey Hon To Zyeda Sambhalne Nhi Partay..... or Jin Rishto Ko Zyeda Sambhalna Parey Wo Sachey Nhi Hotay... That,s a fact of l!fe....

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Ek baat Bolon? Naraz Mat hona

Misleading sms Ek Baat Bolon? . . . . Naraz Mat hona . . . . Bol dun? . . . . . Mein Aap Se . . . . . . Boht . . . . . . . . Pyar . . . . . . . . . . Se Keh raha hun keh uth jao Warna @ \(-_-) |-=|\...

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US Dollar was increased to 96/-

Student Funny sms US Dollar was increased to 96/- Petrol was increased to 103/- Aata 680 Suger 120 But Thanks God . . . . . . . . . . . Passing marks are still 33. ;-)

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Finally i told my parents that i want a blackberry or apple

Funny sms Finally i told my parents that i want a blackberry or apple . . . . . . my mother said "ghar may amrood pary hain pehle wo to khatam karlo "

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Khaak Se banay insan mein agr khaakSari Na ho

Sheikh Saadi sms Khaak Se banay insan mein agr khaakSari Na ho to uSka hona,Na hona barabar hy. (Sheikh Saadi) {ASSLAMO ALEKUM} gud morning

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Tu gham say kbi aashna na ho

Dua/ Prayer sms "1 dua "tery liye" Tu gham say kbi aashna na ho Tu zeest main kbi tanha na ho zindgi main na kuch khoye tu Mazaq main b na roye tu Tera hr khwab pura ho koi sapna na adhoora ho Tu...

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MODERN DICTIONARY in 2013

Funny sms urdu MODERN DICTIONARY in 2013: MOHABBAT: Jiss k dum sey restuarants abad hain STUDENT: Mustaqbil ka berozgar tabqa PARDA: Jissey larkiyan khirki pey dalti hain KITAB: Waqt zaaya karney ka...

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Tafarqa jab daro dewar mein bas jata hy

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yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr

Funny sms urdu yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr pehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz.. Sent: 18-April-2013 01 : 38:39 Pm Massage centre +92300000042 Msg frward kro jitna aa...

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Its Love When a little Girl Puts Her energy to Give Dad a Head Massag ,

Public sms Its Love When a little Girl Puts Her energy to Give Dad a Head Massag , Its Love When a wife Makes tea for Husband & take a Sip Before him , Its Love When a husband says to his wife...

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Jo har roz nikle wo suraj

Miss You sms "Jo" har" roz" "nikle "wo" "(SURAJ)" "Jo har "raat" "chamke" wo" "(CHAND)" "Jo "har" "waqt "dharkey" wo" "(DIL)" "Jo "har" "waqt" "chale" " wo " "(SANS)" "Lekin" jo" "har "pal "har" "din"...

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Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae

Doctor sms Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae? Pathan: Hum paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey me kela to nhi ha:-|:-

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Baadshah ne elan karwaya k “shadi shuda mard 2 lines mein khare hon

Jokes sms Baadshah ne elan karwaya k "shadi shuda mard 2 lines mein khare hon. 1 line mein woh jo B.V se darte hain aur 1 mein woh jo nahin darte." Darne walon ki lambi line thi. Jab k na darne walon...

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Noor aankhon main, to chehry py ujaly hongy

Islamic Poetry sms Noor aankhon main, to chehry py ujaly hongy , Mustafa walon k andaz niraly hongy.... Hashr main unki shafa'aat k hawaly hongy, Hum gunahgaroon ko Sarkaar sambhaly hongy.. Dunya main...

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Bari laraion or mushkilon k baad jab pathan ki shadi apni girl

Funny Pathan sms Bari laraion or mushkilon k baad jab pathan ki shadi apni girl frnd se honey lagi to rukhsti k time larki or uski maa galey lag ker roney lag gayeen pathan be unhen dekh ker roney lag...

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A leader who got his Education from England

Public sms A Leader who, 1. Got his Education from England 2. Was included in University's Hall of Fame 3. Suffered severely in start of his career 4. Married a non muslim lady, marriage failed, wife...

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Ay Mere Dais k Logo Shikayat Q nhi krty?

Public sms Ay Mere Dais k Logo Shikayat Q nhi krty? Tum Itny Zulm Seh kr b Baghawat Q nhi krty? Ye Jageeron k Maalik or Lutairy Q Chunay tum ny? Tum pr Tum hi Jesy Hokumat Q nhi krty? Ye Bhook Aflas...

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A Cultus or a BMW, the road remains the same for all

Reality of Life sms A Cultus or a BMW, the road remains the same for all; iPhone, HTC or Nokia, you get calls and sms on every mobile You travel economy cLass or business , your destination doesn't...

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Ye Mehlon,Ye Takhton,Ye Tajon Ki Dunya,

Reality of Life sms Ye Mehlon,Ye Takhton,Ye Tajon Ki Dunya, Ye Insan K Dushman Smajon Ki Dunya, Ye Dolat K Bhookhy Riwaajon Ki Dunya, Ye Dunya Agar Mil B Jaey To Kia Hy? Hr Ek Jism Ghayal,Hr Ek Rooh...

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Ufone pesh krta hy 12 Aney package apne un Jazz sarfeen

Funny sms urdu Ufone pesh krta hy 12 Aney package apne un Jazz sarfeen k lye jnho ne 1st Jan 1947 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nh ki, so Abi Warid p100 ka crd chrge kren or Zong se sb keh de Mazed...

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